Single, Mighty Single.. \ ,, /

Top 10 Privileges of being Single:

1. Babble Out: Now that you are out of what you've thought as a PRISON, you can TALK and move freely with anyone, rather everyone. Nobody can restrict u. Except your parents. :p
2. Feel Relinquished: Freedom's finally mine!!" You might be thinking this way. Well, your thought is right, bang on target. You're a FREEBIE. Now you can celebrate your freedom. 
3. You, the Foreman: No more act of reigning i.e., you are not dominated by anyone. A BOSSY way of ordering things is History. You are the boss now. Once more, enjoy the freedom. 
4. Tolerance Factor: How often have you tolerated your girlfriend's/boyfriend's stupid habits? and you've even noticed the increase in that tolerant factor. No more controlling now. You can now peacefully sleep without the nasty snoring sounds of her. PEACE, at your footstep :)
5. Emotional Agitation: This is the common problem faced by almost everyone while being in a relationship. Doing a certain thing which isn't liked by him/her (or) Not doing things which are preferred by her/him causes EMOTIONAL agitation. Here you are emotionally AGONIZED. You can experience hell here, during this phase. This is the phase where you'd like to get out of the !@#$ing relationship. Once you are out, no more emotional tortures. >_<
6. Shrewish Life, No More: Did you ever leave your girl friend for a while to play your favorite sport? If yes, she might be MOANING at u about this later when you meet her. Now, as you are single, nobody on this earth can dare to complain on you. Enjoy this patient life. ^_^
7. Slobby: You see the street-side food, your mouth starts watering by looking at that piquantly flavored dish. But this desire of yours would be slashed by her/him. No more controlling your desires now. Eat whatever you want. Be a person with poor HYGIENE and low standards of tidiness. ;)
8. Pecuniary Resources Controlled: Here's where you feel happy about being single, your EXPENSES are controlled. Damn, you need not to fertilize a heck of a person on this earth. The funds you used to invest on her can now be used to have fun with your friends (or) at-least you can buy something which would belong only to u! 
9. Burnish Yourself: Time for rock and rolla. Now its time to venture doing different things. She used to say, "Long hair doesn't suit u". But you liked em. You then were obliged to cut your hair. No more obligations now. Bring out that SHINE you wanted to see in yourself.
10. Involve Vocationally: Its been almost 10 days since the submission date of your project passed. You were unable to finish the work because you were busy coquetting with your girlfriend/boyfriend. All that time is available for you to work now. You can now concentrate on your OCCUPATION rather than wasting time like you did before. Anyhow, now that you are single, there is no point of wasting time, which involved bull $#!T talks.   

Be it in a Relationship (or) Single, never feel depressed. Do all the things what you've desired of doing forgetting about the consequences. And never forget to "LOVE & SMILE ♥ :)". Mind you this kinda loving is different from that kinda loving. :p